Audrey: Mommy, can I watch the cat and the French?
Me: What?
Audrey: The cat and the French.
Me: I don't think I know what show you're talking about.
Audrey: Yes, you do. It got the cat what has a hat... and it got a green French.
Me: Umm... I really don't know that one, honey. Where did you see it??
Audrey: You got it for me.
Me: Are you talking about The Cat
in the Hat?
Audrey: Uh-huh. And it got the green French what gets the cat.
Me: OH! you mean the
GRINCH!Audrey: Uh-huh.
Me: I think that one's called The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat.
Audrey: Yep, that's it. Can I watch it?
Sometimes you need a pocket translator to interpret preschooler-ese. :)